Trigger from afar, bewilder up close. Cultural appropriation at its finest, this hat has the magical ability to unravel the ideologically possessed.

Made of the best hat materials around and embroidered with pearly white silk milked from the spider mother. How much would you pay for such a magical piece of haberdashery? One hundred dollars!? One thousand dollars!? One MILLION dollars!!!?

Worry not, weary traveler. It will cost you but a third of your daily ration and you’ve been getting kind of round in the middle, we’ve been meaning to mention it.

So go on! Have your cake and eat it too. Declare yourself on the right side of history AND turn heads to boot. Walk the Buddhist middle like an Egyptian.